Winter Privy This is a cold January day and I’m sitting in the privy at zero degrees contemplating my existence in this transitory cosmos; this hunk of rock we call our planet hurdling through space at dizzying break-neck speed going who knows where with the rest of this collective galaxy spinning as we go like the Daily Planet on top of Superman’s old office building. I hold on to the toilet seat a little tighter. The privy is quiet this time of year insulated in snow deep-freeze environment snow blown in through the cracks by the door frozen shit in a plastic bucket life size Bogart poster standing in the corner smoking the same cigarette he was smoking last summer a giant cardboard pickle frozen to the wall an Uncle Sam political pin - hatred feeds war breeds fear fuels hatred feeds war a ten dollar Buddha from a flea market in Portland content in the cold A lit candle isn’t much of a heat source incense burning in the still air mingled with breath coming out of my mouth and the steam coming out of the hole actually this is not the best time of the year or the place for prolonged recollection you do what you came to do and get the hell out you have to think quick if you’re going to think at all seeing my own breath is a good sign it means that I’m warmer than most of the things in here Ahhh time to get this job done time to pull my pants up Ahhh the world awaits my grand entry January 17, 1998